Trying to speak their language.

My cats follow me around the house making a startling variety of noises - clicks, chirps, meows, yells, screams, grunts, whistles and, occasionally, something that sounds like a laser blaster from Star Wars.

But the moment I look at them and make the same sounds they stop and stare at me like I’m insane.

Figures. I’ll never be cool.

jf